Sunday, January 29, 2012

{ DFWT: Whore Uniforms }

It's time for another installment of DFWT. 
A great deal of time has lapsed since we last spoke, providing me with lots of ammunition. 
This should be fun...

I am human, I can level with comfort but I cannot level with lazy + label. Love Pink? GET.STYLE. 

Miss Me Jeans are the dumb sluts of denim. I have seen tame pairs (still a little off the rocker) but nothing will ever beat a good pair of Levi's. It hasn't even been eighty years since the women's first cut of denim and we are already abusing it by bedazzling our lady lumps. If your ass can't get attention without being diamond encrusted you should probably put down the fork.

I haven't been interested in being breast fed for about 22 years now. 

If you can maintain, operate, and function and not look like total idiot with "pro nails" knock yourself out. Literally.


THIS IS NOT AN OUTFIT.

In the words of a good friend "the bigger the 'O' the bigger the hoe"

-xo 
Leslie



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