{ DFWT }

It's time for another installment of 'Don't F**king Wear That'. 

I consider myself a shepherd in a flock of poorly dressed sheep.

Ahh stud belts, taking me back to the good old days when I listened to punk music and my favorite word was 'antidisestablishmentarianism'.  There are better looking ways to keep your pants up won't scream 'I have to be home by the time the street lights come on.'

P.s. I found this image on a website called 'bling cheese'-nuff said.

The Disney Channel called... they want their wardrobe back.

If you think the dress is short enough that you need to slap leggings on underneath, save yourself the money and invest in a clue.

Whoever told you that a striped polo with plaid shorts looked good was trying to make you look stupid- and it worked. I'm sure if you were victimized by this look you probably have a huge legal case against American Eagle. Pain and suffering?

Yes, your butt does look big in those jeans. And not the good 'Kim Kardashian' kind of big, the bad 'put down the fork' kind of big. 

Need.Pockets.

If you date this guy, you can bet three things will happen. First, he will take longer than you to get ready. Second, he will have a boyfriend on the side. Third, he won't share his CHI with you. 

The first time I saw these shoes I screamed. Call me crazy, but foot gloves are terr-i-fying. If you are using them to run or for some sort of sport, more power to you, but at the mall with your dockers and polo? Um... no. These are about as alluring as the ultra-sexy sketchers shapeups.

The most difficult clients I ever work with are what I call 'cardigals'. These women must have a cardigan to wear with EVERYTHING, even if it very clearly looks stupid. 'Cardigals' are automatically drawn to sleeveless tops and dresses because deep in their subconscious they want to make my brain implode. Cardigans ARE a staple, they do not however go with every outfit. 

xo Leslie