{ Outfit Feature: Seasonal Cock Tease }

It's outfit feature time! Less moping around, more fun! 

Seasonally unusual temperatures (even this far North) have me eagerly anticipating a fresh spring wardrobe. It's going to get seriously classy up here. 

So here are a few of my favorites! 

Need.Citron.Shoes.

Look, I know you've been dying to try this so just do it already.

PAISLEY PANTS = SAF

{ DFWT: Whore Uniforms }

It's time for another installment of DFWT. 

A great deal of time has lapsed since we last spoke, providing me with lots of ammunition. 

This should be fun...

I am human, I can level with comfort but I cannot level with lazy + label. Love Pink? GET.STYLE. 

Miss Me Jeans are the dumb sluts of denim. I have seen tame pairs (still a little off the rocker) but nothing will ever beat a good pair of Levi's. It hasn't even been eighty years since the women's first cut of denim and we are already abusing it by bedazzling our lady lumps. If your ass can't get attention without being diamond encrusted you should probably put down the fork.

I haven't been interested in being breast fed for about 22 years now. 

If you can maintain, operate, and function and not look like total idiot with "pro nails" knock yourself out. Literally.

THIS IS NOT AN OUTFIT.

In the words of a good friend "the bigger the 'O' the bigger the hoe"

-xo 

Leslie

{ Daycation }

My move to South Bend is official! 

To combat the boredom of downtime before I start working again I ventured out on a daycation.

( revolving around eats as usual )

{ acai berry tea for the road }

{ the sign from my grandfather's old soda fountain in Peru! chocolate coke = yummm }

{ not ten minutes. not fifteen minutes. twelve. twelve minutes...}

{ mr. weenies famous spanish dogs aka chili dogs }

{ good cheap food }

This trip wasn't solely about food (but it didn't hurt). I somehow managed to get a free tour of the Peru Circus Museum, which successfully filled my nightmare bank for life.

Jealous? 

-xo Leslie

{ Art For Grownup Babies }

My name is Leslie and I like to melt stuff. 

{ Focus )

I feel like I need a change or a project, since it is a new year and all. At any moment my eyes may start to bleed as a result of surfing home decor websites all night.  All the hard work has paid off in the sense that I have finally been able to sit still long enough to gather some inspirato. 

All things I like...

-xo 

Leslie

{ Holy! Suits }

Emotional. Shopping.

Most girls turn to a gallon of ice cream when they are upset or stressed. 

I shop. 

And nothing makes me feel better than a good suit...

Most people are extremely lame conservative so when they hear suit they think "uptight"...those people are wrong. Care to have a little fun with suits? If you don't then I hate you kindly quit reading YTLG.

Prints on prints on prints. It's like racks on racks with less gang activity.

Fun, even if you weren't there.

Can I stress how much I want a coiled watch right.now.?

How very PeeWee of me.

Break out of your comfort zone for like ten seconds. 

-xo Leslie

{ Christmas- Abridged }

 I am back to dispel any rumors that I may have passed on. I am in fact alive and with you today. I know you were all worried sick (eye roll). 

Blame. Christmas.

I like to pretend that Christmas shopping doesn't stress me out- but in all actuality, I am nearly retarded when it comes to shopping for other people. Every year I find what I think is the "perfect" gift for someone and when the big day comes I find the receiver is less than enthused to receive hand selected footy pajamas (just a for instance of course) or whatever other adorable thing I picked out. 

This is where the list comes in.

Grocery List

To Do List

Bucket List

Shit List 

Celebrity Fuck List

Christmas Gift List

Rather than elbow up to a bunch of assholes strangers at the mall this year I collected photographs of gift ideas so I can make my shopping loads more affective. 

Here's a narrowed down version...

Lancaster Budweiser Eagle T-Shirt- buckle.com $28

WESC Blaine weekender- farfetch.com $75

Sorel Caribou- infinityshoes.com $130

Ralph Lauren Big Pony #2- nordstrom.com $68

Michael Kors mk5519- couture.zappos.com $250

Ray-Ban Aviators- saksfifthavenue.com $135

Misfits coffee mug- sourpussclothing.com $10

Ted baker cosmetic bag- houseoffraser.co.uk $19

Deborah Lippman 'Shake Your Groove Thing'- barneys.com $18

Laura Mercier Lip Stain- saksfifthavenue.com $20

Rebecca Minkoff cheeta iphone 4 case- Nordstrom.com $38

Toms Gilded Herringbone- toms.com $54

Lucy Folk hand woven friendship bracelet with gold- youandshe.com $78

-xo 

Leslie